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I'm considering..

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..selling my uterus on the blackmarket.

How much do those things go for nowadays?

I really wanna buy a house. Or a pack of cigarettes.

Either or.
 
I’m sure there are those that would prefer you to sell other parts of your body, which would probably be much less invasive and final. 🙄
 
Tell ya what. Put it on a whole wheat sub roll with lettuce, mayo, spicy mustard, and provolone, and I'll give ya a carton of smokes, your choice of brands.



What? WHAT? Is Maniac the only one who can say repugnant things and get away with it? :illogical 🙄 😛
 
Well considering the uterus is used, thats going to diminish the value of said uterus. That being said, I could see it fetching a pack of Basic Menthol Lights maybe even a pack of matches.
 
Well, looks like the house is out of the question.

What if I sell it in halves?

Still good?

I find it hysterical only men have responded thus far.
 
cloudgazer2k said:
well, the jury is still out on ol' Stormy there.
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Whoops.

I thought they were referring to you.

😀

:redheart:


So, yeah. Should I like just try Ebay?

If a waffle with Mary's image on it can get sold, so can my lady parts.
 
He's interested!

Somebody named Jake may want more...

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Apparently eBay doesn't let you sell body parts...

And there's always the selling of your eggs - I've heard
that can pay up to 10k every time.

Lee
 
Oh, shit. That's an awesome idea.

I'm sure there is some way to sell body parts on Ebay.
 
Now, Lee..

Do you really think I could sit still for three hours?
 
cloudgazer2k said:
well, the jury is still out on ol' Stormy there.
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I knew the truce wouldn't last forever......


Anyway I just released some bodily fluids standing up so I'm pretty sure that should make my gender a no brainer.

As for the selling the uterus in parts, I'm sure some Asian restaurant would pay by the pound for some cuisine.
 
Uterus isn't any good unless it's still attached to the original owner. Won't get you much. You can rent it as a surrogate mother though.

Other organs:

Kidneys - $6K
Liver - $10K
Heart - $5K
Pancreas - $4K
Spleen - $2K
Lungs - $8K

Things you learn in the Biology department at university. 😉

Snail Shell
 
Haha, I'd sell mine.. but I think it's defective.

It has no idea what labor is.. therefor it also has a scar; You may get farther than I would!
 
CrystalLight said:
Oh, shit. That's an awesome idea.

I'm sure there is some way to sell body parts on Ebay.
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Selling your eggs can be pretty lucrative actually. But you gotta make hay while the sunshines, your eggs have a shelf life on the open market. And you have to deal with fertility drugs and then the harvesting procedure.

I would have done it if they had the technology when my eggs were still at peak freshness
 
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