Imporant Alien Sex Questions

[Limeoutsider]

1. Are you carrying any diseases wich may be communicalbe to humans?
2. Have you had sex with any high risk partners in the last 6 months?
3. Which one is your mouth?

 

[amk714]

If I ever meet a hot female E.T., I'll keep these in mind. 😉

 

[MadKalnod]

You forgot the most important question:

Are you a member of a species where the females devour the males after mating?😱

 

[Limeoutsider]

You forgot the most important question:

Are you a member of a species where the females devour the males after mating?😱

lmao!

 

[He-Man]

You forgot the most important question:

Are you a member of a species where the females devour the males after mating?😱

Hmm, well, lets see, in the new Masters of the Universe comic book, Evil-Lynn nearly killed me in issue...four, I think (it's hard to keep track, with all these battles I've had with Skeletor and his evil forces already..), and even though she joked about me wearing little more than my fur loin-cloth, she didn't try to mate with me. She just tried to devour me.

Makes me glad Teela and the Sorceress are at least on my side..these women on Eternia are a dangerous bunch!

 

[ShiningIce]

More importantly..........HOW do I know what gender you are or if you even have one

 

[Moses25]

Take me to your leader...

How aboot, "Er...if you don't mind, I'll do the probing this time."

Cheers.😀

 

[Deleted member 2452]

important questions.

1) are you ticklish?
2) are you willing to undergo/share tickling as part of sexual intercourse?
steve