In the future even (tickle) torture will be automated [*/f ub, feet]

[Aidos]

On my last trip to the future, I found this interesting ad:

Ladies and Gentleman,

I am proud to present to you, the newest product of our company.

The device you see here is the result of countless years of research and seemingly endless hours of testing (I particularly want to thank Amanda Byrons, director of the Tau-5 women penitentiary, for providing so many volunteers).

Using our newest developement called senTickle 1c as master unit, the T1C K13r is able to perform its function precisely and safely. It is fully automated, artificially intelligent and highly effective.

Moreover, the integrated auto-restraining function provides a very easy way to keep the user in a comfortable and cosy position while four complex teaching units will make any user accept your truth in no time.

Because of its resilient TickleTanium-hull, it can be used in any environment imaginable: The People's Police facilities, political education academies, or personal entertainment castles.

Buy the T1C today and you recieve a female volunteer from Tau-5 for FREE!

Please check out the T1C and our other products at:
www.torture4sale.sas/catalogue.php?id=33

It' alarming: companies in the future are still using the internet to sell their products.

PS: I attached the picture that came with the ad.

 

[Journia]

Ah....another blonde...

 

[Bashiku]

On my last trip to the future, I found this interesting ad

You went to the future and didn't visit me? Now i am offended... but good work for bringing the ad back 😀