An Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper. The clerk asks if he would like no name, Charmin, or White Cloud.
"White Cloud sound like good Indian toilet paper," says the Indian. "How much?"
"$1.00 a roll," the clerk replies.
"That seem expensive," responds the Indian. "What about others?"
"Charmin is $2.00 a roll, and no name is 50 cents a roll."
The Indian doesn't have much money, so he opts for the no name. Within a few hours, he is back at the trading post.
"I have name for no name toilet paper," he announces to the clerk. "We shall call it John Wayne."
"Why?" asks the confused clerk.
"Cause it rough and tough and it take no crap off Indian."
"White Cloud sound like good Indian toilet paper," says the Indian. "How much?"
"$1.00 a roll," the clerk replies.
"That seem expensive," responds the Indian. "What about others?"
"Charmin is $2.00 a roll, and no name is 50 cents a roll."
The Indian doesn't have much money, so he opts for the no name. Within a few hours, he is back at the trading post.
"I have name for no name toilet paper," he announces to the clerk. "We shall call it John Wayne."
"Why?" asks the confused clerk.
"Cause it rough and tough and it take no crap off Indian."
