Bios to Windows: "Come on! Boot!"
Windows to Bios: "Chill out. Take it slow, everybody. No need to hurry."
Device-manager to operating system: "I've got something strange on screen."
Windows' answer: "Ignore it for now."
Hardware-assistant to Windows: "The User's pressuring me! I'm supposed to indentify the whatchamacallit. Could be some kind of ISDN-card."
Windows: "Well, you don't say..."
Unknown ISDN-card to all: "Would you let me in, please?"
Network-card to intruder: "You ain't gonna set foot in this here my crib!!!"
Windows: "Silence in the casing! Or you'll both lose support!"
Device-manager: "Offering fair compromise. Networkcard gets to work mondays, ISDN-card gets tuesdays. Deal?"
Graphic-card to Windows: "My Driver retired yesterday. I'm gonna crash now."
Windows to graphic-card: "When'll you be back?"
Graphic-card: "Well, don't wait up for me..."
CD-ROM-Drive to Windows: "Um, I got a new Driver right here..."
Windows: "What the hell am I supposed to do with this thing?"
Installation-software to Windows: "Never mind, I've got it..."
Windows: "Good to hear."
USB-Port to Interrupt-manager: "ALERT!!! I was just penetrated by a scanner-cable! Request reaction!"
Interrupt-manager: "Where did YOU come from?!?"
USB-Port: "I've been in this architecture from the start... oh, by the way, there's a collegue sitting right next to me..."
Interrupt-manager: "Well, you're not on my list." - to Windows: "You tell them! C'mon, help me here!"
Windows: "I just hope we won't have a printer crawling out of the woodworks and expecting resources."
Graphic-card: "The new Driver is giving me trouble."
Windows: "Well, then we'll have to get the old one from out of retirement, won't we?"
Deinstaller to new Driver: "Begone! Vade Retro!"
Unwanted Driver: "You can kiss my big, cold, metal..."
Windows to Norton Utilities: "Destroy him and all of his deseased offspring!"
Utilities to remeains of former Driver: "Sorry, guys, we'se goan haffta d'leet ya'll."
Important System-file: "AAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!! *splat*"
Windows to BlueScreen: "Tell him the Norton-Boys went overboard, again."
BlueScreen to User: "Well, that's it for this week."
Windows to Bios: "Chill out. Take it slow, everybody. No need to hurry."
Device-manager to operating system: "I've got something strange on screen."
Windows' answer: "Ignore it for now."
Hardware-assistant to Windows: "The User's pressuring me! I'm supposed to indentify the whatchamacallit. Could be some kind of ISDN-card."
Windows: "Well, you don't say..."
Unknown ISDN-card to all: "Would you let me in, please?"
Network-card to intruder: "You ain't gonna set foot in this here my crib!!!"
Windows: "Silence in the casing! Or you'll both lose support!"
Device-manager: "Offering fair compromise. Networkcard gets to work mondays, ISDN-card gets tuesdays. Deal?"
Graphic-card to Windows: "My Driver retired yesterday. I'm gonna crash now."
Windows to graphic-card: "When'll you be back?"
Graphic-card: "Well, don't wait up for me..."
CD-ROM-Drive to Windows: "Um, I got a new Driver right here..."
Windows: "What the hell am I supposed to do with this thing?"
Installation-software to Windows: "Never mind, I've got it..."
Windows: "Good to hear."
USB-Port to Interrupt-manager: "ALERT!!! I was just penetrated by a scanner-cable! Request reaction!"
Interrupt-manager: "Where did YOU come from?!?"
USB-Port: "I've been in this architecture from the start... oh, by the way, there's a collegue sitting right next to me..."
Interrupt-manager: "Well, you're not on my list." - to Windows: "You tell them! C'mon, help me here!"
Windows: "I just hope we won't have a printer crawling out of the woodworks and expecting resources."
Graphic-card: "The new Driver is giving me trouble."
Windows: "Well, then we'll have to get the old one from out of retirement, won't we?"
Deinstaller to new Driver: "Begone! Vade Retro!"
Unwanted Driver: "You can kiss my big, cold, metal..."
Windows to Norton Utilities: "Destroy him and all of his deseased offspring!"
Utilities to remeains of former Driver: "Sorry, guys, we'se goan haffta d'leet ya'll."
Important System-file: "AAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!! *splat*"
Windows to BlueScreen: "Tell him the Norton-Boys went overboard, again."
BlueScreen to User: "Well, that's it for this week."
