Insult Failz

[Borg Perfection]

Imagine you are a billionaire. You have more money than you'll ever know what to do with, and you get everything you could possibly want.

Some frustrated spaz who isn't thriving so much, wipes the drool from his mouth, and begins an attempt to slander you with phrases such as: "You're a pauper, and you could never afford ______!" or, "the only money you've ever touched I'm sure was lent to you out of pity!"

Your reaction? Laugh. Lol.

All the while this humorously ignorant sub-being is bursting a blood vessel, red in the face trying to make you feel less about yourself, you're chuckling at the absurdity as you leave him be, and return to your riches.

Apply it to anything people may presume about you!

 

[poopies]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Softmore

A person who is a sophmore but is to retarded to know the spelling of it.

When mocking the spelling of someone else, make sure you know how to spell that word yourself.

 

[Borg Perfection]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Softmore



When mocking the spelling of someone else, make sure you know how to spell that word yourself.

Hahaha Crystal_Light pwned me pretty bad for that once.