Hello.
I'm just a lurker who just happens to feel like translating that italian frame.
Also English is not my first language and I'm not a writer, so forgive any weird tenses or words.
"Sometimes I feel such a rage I would like to put someone under my feet and crush them. I'm strong, with these feet I have (size 10) I could crush like a watermelon that jerkass Administrator Gallo's head. Or I could put him under my ass and smother him. Ah, that I would happily do to his "lady" as well. Today, for instance, she insisted I went out to catch her cat, because she lets it out to shit but that jerk cat always does it on my flowers on my kitchen's window, also it's never able to find it's way home. Oh sure, you stupid beast! But you always find the way to shit on my flowers! I've had enough, I caught it by its neck (I mean, that's how you hold cats) and I brought it to her, to the fourth floor, by stairs, because the elevator doesn't work and that jerkass doesn't call anyone to fix it. I rang the door (because the door was locked and, I say, how would that stupid cat, if it even wanted, get inside if the door is locked, moron?). She opened the door and got pissed seeing how I was holding the cat. The creature then, it probably felt great and struggled, managing to scratch my arm before running inside. Fuck you, you and your cat! I wish they'd just tie you really tight on a chair after smearing honey on your soles, so your lovely cat would come to lick them with that little rough tongue it's got and give you the chinese torment, and then, you'd go on whimpering. Ah, who will ever hear you, my dear!"
I'll just go back lurking now, don't mind me.