bellystrokes
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Well you have been such good boys and it is Father's Day, so here are the final eight:
21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting
weights:
(a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
(b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
(c) Another set and we can hit the showers!
22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing:
i.e., both urinating, both waiting
in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is
all the conversation you need.
23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer
than you are able to have sex with
her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend"
have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the
fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to
nail each other again before the
discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.
25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for
her to drive yours.
26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green,
orange or sky blue.
27 : The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for
Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know
what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.
28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's
Gymnastics. Ever.
21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting
weights:
(a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
(b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
(c) Another set and we can hit the showers!
22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing:
i.e., both urinating, both waiting
in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is
all the conversation you need.
23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer
than you are able to have sex with
her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend"
have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the
fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to
nail each other again before the
discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.
25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for
her to drive yours.
26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green,
orange or sky blue.
27 : The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for
Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know
what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.
28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's
Gymnastics. Ever.
i didn't mean it that way, you naughty boy!
