ticklefreak/fem
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PONDER THIS:
If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock
one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you'd bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) 1 year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, the best investment advice for today is to drink heavily, and recycle.
If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock
one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you'd bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) 1 year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, the best investment advice for today is to drink heavily, and recycle.
