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When I first married my wife of 30 years, she charged me $20 for each time we made love. On our anniversary she gave me a portfolio that was worth nearly 3 million dollars. With a note saying, “now we can retire”. I was amazed at the amount and blurted out, “If I knew you were building this retirement fund, I would have given you all the business”.

That is when the fight started…
 
Alternate punchline: If I hadn't been half a man, then we would have $6 million. 😀
 
Were there many market fluctuations? How did she perform in a bear market?
 
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