A man from Texas buys a round of drinks for everyone in the bar as
he announces his wife has just produced "A typical Texas baby boy
weighing twenty pounds." Congratulations shower all around, and many
exclamations of 'wow!' are heard. Two weeks later he returns to the bar.
The bartender says, 'Say, you're the father of the typical Texas baby
that weighed twenty pounds at birth, aren't you? How much does the
baby weigh now?' The proud father answers, 'fifteen pounds.'
The bartender is puzzled. 'Why? What happened? He already
weighed twenty pounds at birth.' The Texas father takes a slow sip
from his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans over to the
bartender and proudly announces,
'Had him circumcised.'
he announces his wife has just produced "A typical Texas baby boy
weighing twenty pounds." Congratulations shower all around, and many
exclamations of 'wow!' are heard. Two weeks later he returns to the bar.
The bartender says, 'Say, you're the father of the typical Texas baby
that weighed twenty pounds at birth, aren't you? How much does the
baby weigh now?' The proud father answers, 'fifteen pounds.'
The bartender is puzzled. 'Why? What happened? He already
weighed twenty pounds at birth.' The Texas father takes a slow sip
from his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans over to the
bartender and proudly announces,
'Had him circumcised.'
