Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their
usual park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just
finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 80-year-old was amazed at his friend's stamina
and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87-year-old said; "Well, I eat Italian bread everyday.
It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great
stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home, the 80-year-old stops at
the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked
if he needed any help.
He said, "Do you have any Italian bread?" She said,
"Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want 5 loaves." She said, "My goodness,
5 loaves..by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard!"
He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world
knows about this Italian bread thing but me."
usual park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just
finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 80-year-old was amazed at his friend's stamina
and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87-year-old said; "Well, I eat Italian bread everyday.
It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great
stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home, the 80-year-old stops at
the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked
if he needed any help.
He said, "Do you have any Italian bread?" She said,
"Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want 5 loaves." She said, "My goodness,
5 loaves..by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard!"
He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world
knows about this Italian bread thing but me."
