Italian Grandmother

[bellystrokes]

(although I think this fits all grandmothers in general)

An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her
grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife:

"You comma to de front door of the apartmenta.
I am inna apartmenta 301 . There issa bigga panel at the front door. With you elbow pusha button 301.

I will Buzza you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the
right. Get in, and with you elbow pusha 3. When you
get out, I'mma on the left. With you elbow, hit my
doorbell."

"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all
These buttons with my elbow"?

"What . . . . . . . .. You coming empty handed ? "

 

[german]

hahah nice one.

Priest

 

[bellystrokes]

hahah nice one.

Priest

sssssseeeeeeeeeeeee, I am nice...and innocent too!!! hehehee

 

[Bugman]

LOL,Steph should love that one.

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Good one, Bellystrokes. 😀

 

[sole seeker]

LMAO! Good one Belly!

 

[drew70]

sssssseeeeeeeeeeeee, I am nice...and innocent too!!! hehehee

You are very nice indeed! No comment on the rest.

 

[unclebill]

Thats-a nice-a joke, my dear.

 

[shadow365]

Good one. Didn't see the punchline coming! I like that! 🙂