Frank buys a horse farm in Wyoming and he just loves the place. About two weeks after he moves in he gets a call from his closest neighber, a guy who lives 5 miles away.
"Hey, I know you're new in the area, so I thought I'd invite you to a party, if you're interested."
"Sure," Frank responds agreeably. "Sounds like fun."
"Oh, you bet," said the guy on the phone. "There's gonna be lots of music, lots of dancing, lots of sex, lots of food...You're going to have a great time, I guarantee it."
"Wow, that sounds terrific!" Frank said elatedly. "What do you suppose I should wear?"
"Oh, you can wear whatever you want," the guy said. "It's just gonna be you and me."
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"Hey, I know you're new in the area, so I thought I'd invite you to a party, if you're interested."
"Sure," Frank responds agreeably. "Sounds like fun."
"Oh, you bet," said the guy on the phone. "There's gonna be lots of music, lots of dancing, lots of sex, lots of food...You're going to have a great time, I guarantee it."
"Wow, that sounds terrific!" Frank said elatedly. "What do you suppose I should wear?"
"Oh, you can wear whatever you want," the guy said. "It's just gonna be you and me."
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