It's all Reletive.

[AffectionateDan]

Somebody I know recently tried to share this with me, on the 14th a few days ago. I'm sure they were just forwarding me something funny they'd found, but the coincidence of the date they sent it makes me wonder. See, it was titled "Einstein's birthday", but Albert Einstein's Birthday is actually March 14, 1879, not December 14th. But ennyhoo, I digress... on to the meat of the post.

On Einstein's birthday, He would have been 127. (my friend's copy of this claimed he'd have been 107, but I knew that didn't add up right) At any rate...

Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed, and postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection.










This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.

(aren't ya glad ya waited for it?)

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Ow! OW! Oh, the pain and agony!

 

[venray]

That was a really really long way to go for THAT little gem....

 

[unclebill]

That was worth the wait.

 

[milagros317]

Groan. A pun. 😀

 

[AffectionateDan]

Bwahahahahahahaaaaaa!

Always good to know that there are still those who appreciate sophisticated humor! 🙄

 

[sole seeker]

Always good to know that there are still those who appreciate sophisticated humor! 🙄

...And then there's the rest of us!

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.

After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.

"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."