I've worked here

[bellystrokes]

Memo No.1

Effective immediately, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Day so
that employees may express their diversity.

Memo No. 2:

Spandex and leather micro-miniskirts are not appropriate attire for
Casual Day. Neither are string ties, rodeo belt buckles or moccasins.

Memo No. 3:

Casual Day refers to dress only, not attitude. When planning Friday's
wardrobe, remember image is a key to our success.

Memo No. 4:

A seminar on how to dress for Casual Day will be held at 4 p.m. Friday
in the cafeteria. Fashion show to follow. Attendance is mandatory.

Memo No. 5:

As an outgrowth of Friday's seminar, the Committee On Committee's has
appointed a 14-member Casual Day Task Force to prepare guidelines for
proper dress.

Memo No. 6:

The Casual Day Task Force has completed a 30-page manual. A copy of
"Relaxing Dress Without Relaxing Company Standards" has been mailed to each
employee. Please review the chapter "You Are What You Wear" and consult
the "home casual" versus "business casual" checklist before leaving for
work each Friday. If you have doubts about the appropriateness of an item
of clothing, contact your CDTF representative before 7 a.m. on Friday.

Memo No. 7:

Because of lack of participation, Casual Day has been discontinued,
effective immediately.

 

[Illtcklu]

I'll just wear scrubs...........

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Of course, women should wear sandals on casual dress Fridays.

 

[bellystrokes]

Oh come on, Mils, you want sandals every day---or perhaps running socks!!!!!

 

[Illtcklu]

When's NAKED day?!

 

[bellystrokes]

For you? Everyday. Which is probably why you are not in management.

 

[Illtcklu]

For you? Everyday. Which is probably why you are not in management.

I'm my own boss!!!!!


And I should tell you that I have filed a sexual harrassment suit against myself!