A burglar breaks into a house. He sees an expensive stereo. Just as he reaches for it, he hears a voice say, "Jesus is watching you." The burglar looks around, but doesn't see anyone. He then spots a full money clip on the kitchen table. Just as he reaches for it, he hears a voice say, "Jesus is watching you." Looking around again, he notices a caged parrot. He walks up to the cage and asks, "Was that your voice?" The parrot answers, "Yes." The burglar continues, "Are you Jesus?" The parrot replies, "No, I'm Moses." Surprised, the burglar remarks, "Who the hell names his parrot Moses?" And the parrot says, "The same guy who named his rottweiler Jesus."
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Jesus and the Burglar
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milagros317
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LMAO 😛
Very funny. 😀
Very funny. 😀
paracarl44
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Old one, but good for a laugh.
