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A San Francisco cabby picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the driver won't stop staring at her in the rearview mirror. She asks him why he is staring at her and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
The cabby says, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to kiss a nun." She responds, "Well let’s see what we can do about that. First, you have to promise you are single, and second you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes I am single and I'm Catholic too." "Okay" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?" "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I must confess I've lied to you. I'm married and I'm Jewish. The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."
The cabby says, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to kiss a nun." She responds, "Well let’s see what we can do about that. First, you have to promise you are single, and second you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes I am single and I'm Catholic too." "Okay" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?" "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I must confess I've lied to you. I'm married and I'm Jewish. The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."
