Just A Joke

[hazelf1]

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

'Well,… I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.


'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the s - - t out of all of you!


St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'



'Couple of minutes ago.'


well it tickled me and made me laugh, reminded me of two workmen in a house looking at a bad repair "well i don't know if its a cock up of a shambles or a shambles of a cock up "🙄lol🙂:stickout

 

[Bator]

A Doctor, Professor and a Newfie were on a fishing trip. After a good day on the lake they were sitting in front of the fireplace drinking Irish whiskey. The professor turns to the doctor and asks " What is the last thing that you would like to hear just before you die" The doctor says " I would like to hear that I was a very caring physician and I helped everyone that I could". He asks the professor the same question, " I would like to hear that I was the best teacher ever". He turns to the newfie and repeats the same question, the newfie replies " I would like to hear someone say " Look! I think I saw him breathe".

 

[PAINTEDakiGREEN]

Haha I love that, hazel! 😀
*giggles at rifleman's joke too*