goddess_nemesis
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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It's mind boggling how many grammatical categories you can use with this one little word!
As an active verb: John really gives a fuck.
As a passive verb: John was fucked by Mary.
As a transitive verb: John fucked Mary.
As an intransitive verb: John fucked.
As an adverb: Mary is fucking interested in John.
As a noun: Mary is a terrific fuck.
As an adjective: Mary is fucking beautiful.
As you can see, there are a very few words with the versatility of "Fuck"! Besides its sexual connotation, this incredible magical word can (just by its sound!) describe pain, pleasure, love and hate in many situations:
Greetings: "How the fuck are you?"
Fraud: "I got fucked by the car dealer."
Dismay: "Oh, fuck it!"
Trouble: "Well, I guess I'm fucked now."
Aggression: "Fuck you!"
Disgust: "Fuck me."
Confusion: "What the fuck...?"
Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking business."
Despair: "Fucked again."
Incompetence: "He fucks up everything."
Displeasure: "What the fuck is going on here?"
Lost: "Where the fuck are we?"
Disbelief: "Unfuckingbelievable!"
Retaliation: "Up your fucking ass!"
Confused Aggression: "How the fuck should I know?"
It can be used in an anatomical description: "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time: "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business: "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be used to command silence: "Shut the fuck up!"
It can be maternal: "You Motherfucker."
It can be political: "Fuck Ken Starr!"
Many famous people have realized what a great word "fuck" is.
General Custer's last words: "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
The immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic: "Where is all this fucking water coming from?"
The famous last words of the Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that?"
The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word!
How can anyone be offended when you say "fuck"?
Say it to someone today: "Fuck you!"
It will add to your prestige.
As an active verb: John really gives a fuck.
As a passive verb: John was fucked by Mary.
As a transitive verb: John fucked Mary.
As an intransitive verb: John fucked.
As an adverb: Mary is fucking interested in John.
As a noun: Mary is a terrific fuck.
As an adjective: Mary is fucking beautiful.
As you can see, there are a very few words with the versatility of "Fuck"! Besides its sexual connotation, this incredible magical word can (just by its sound!) describe pain, pleasure, love and hate in many situations:
Greetings: "How the fuck are you?"
Fraud: "I got fucked by the car dealer."
Dismay: "Oh, fuck it!"
Trouble: "Well, I guess I'm fucked now."
Aggression: "Fuck you!"
Disgust: "Fuck me."
Confusion: "What the fuck...?"
Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking business."
Despair: "Fucked again."
Incompetence: "He fucks up everything."
Displeasure: "What the fuck is going on here?"
Lost: "Where the fuck are we?"
Disbelief: "Unfuckingbelievable!"
Retaliation: "Up your fucking ass!"
Confused Aggression: "How the fuck should I know?"
It can be used in an anatomical description: "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time: "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business: "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be used to command silence: "Shut the fuck up!"
It can be maternal: "You Motherfucker."
It can be political: "Fuck Ken Starr!"
Many famous people have realized what a great word "fuck" is.
General Custer's last words: "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
The immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic: "Where is all this fucking water coming from?"
The famous last words of the Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that?"
The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word!
How can anyone be offended when you say "fuck"?
Say it to someone today: "Fuck you!"
It will add to your prestige.
LOL! Yeah, I know. 
