Just in case some of you might have missed it...

[C.A.B.]

Popcorn is now sexy. That's right. Popcorn.

I don't know about you but when I think about a violent, headboard smashing, hair pulling, belly-sweat slapping fuck-fest in the ol' four-poster bondage bed... my mind is on little crumbs of popcorn kernels in the sheets and that brown painful shit that gets stuck in your teeth.

Not.

Here's the latest example of why some people should not be allowed anywhere near marketing: https://sexypop.us/

..of course.. it does come in "Bangin' Cheddar."

 

[SamuelKhan]

I swear, if Madison Ave. marketed and packaged a bag of white polystyrene balls and flavored them and gave them a trendy brand, every douche would buy them just to be "seen" eating them.

 

[Bohemianne]

 

[kis123]

I swear, if Madison Ave. marketed and packaged a bag of white polystyrene balls and flavored them and gave them a trendy brand, every douche would buy them just to be "seen" eating them.

This...UGH!!

Sexypop popcorn!! Sorry folks, but to me, there is absolutely positively nothing sexy about popcorn no matter what name you give it....

 

[milagros317]

^^ I didn't know we had a popcorn smiley. Very ice. ^^