Just in case you are having a bad day...

[venray]

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:



On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer
section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.



Be very sure you get this brand.


When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains, and disconnect the phones so you will not be disturbed.



Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.



Now, carefully place it on the table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.


Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!

 

[Bugman]

LOL Ray.You have way to much time on your hands my friend hehe.😉

 

[isabeau]

Thanks Ray, i needed that laugh..

p.s. does it really say that on the package?

 

[gabrielle]

LOL, I can't believe this .. I actually worked for Johnson & Johnson a couple of years ago
I am SO glad, I did NOT work in the thermometer quality control department
I am SO glad, I did NOT work in the thermometer quality control department
.... 😀

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very amusing, Ray. 😀

 

[TKpervert]

So ahhhh... what's it like to work in the department that washes the thermometers ??? 😀

assuming that they even bother to wash 'em of course

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[ChosenofMystra]

Oh dear Lord....that was great!!!

thanks man, I needed that laugh 😀

 

[AffectionateDan]

Okay, admit it...

...there were a few of you whose immediate thought was, "Gee, I wonder how much it pays?" You know you did. 😉