goddess_nemesis
Level of Quintuple Citrine Feather
- Joined
- Nov 10, 2001
- Messages
- 42,898
- Points
- 38
• "You Were an Accident"
• "How to Dress Sexy for Grownups"
• "Strangers Have the Best Candy"
• "Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
• "Bi-Curious George"
• "The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
• "Some Kittens Can Fly!"
• "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"
• "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"
• "All Dogs Go to Hell"
• "The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"
• "When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It"
• "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
• "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
• "You Are Different and That's Bad"
• "Dad's New Wife Timothy"
• "Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games"
• "Testing Homemade Parachutes With Nothing At All But Your Household Pets"
• "The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad"
• "Why Mommy Has So Many Boyfriends"
• "The Tickling Babysitter"
• "Babar Meets the Taxidermist"
• "Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"
• "The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"
• "The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy"
• "Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"
• "The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead"
• "Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear"
• "Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share"
• "Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book"
• "That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption"
• "Grandpa Gets a Casket"
• "The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator"
• "Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way"
• "The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan"
• "Your Nightmares Are Real"
• "Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"
• "Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things"
• "Old Shep the Sheepdog is Put to Sleep"
• "Nutritional Benefits of Things from your Nose"
• "A Pictorial History of Circus Geek Suicides"
• "Charles Manson Bedtime Stories"
• "Daddy Loses His Job and Finds the Bottle"
• "Teddy: the Elf with the Detached Retina"
• "Start a Real-Estate Empire with the Change From Your Mom's Purse"
• "Let's Draw Betty and Veronica Without Clothes"
• "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
• "Why Your Mom's "Flashlight" Vibrates"
• "The Cat That Shat in the Hat: A Kid's Guide to Scatology"
• "Chicken Soup for the Kitchen Floor"
• "Jacking and Jilling: The Dummy's Guide to Masturbation"
• "What The Hell Is Mommy's Problem, Anyway?"
• "The Mouse, the Motorcycle, and the Organ Donor Card"
• "The Big Book of Things to Put in Your Ear"
• "How to Write With Your Wee-Wee"
• "What's That Bag For, Grandpa?"
• "Harry Potter and the Allegations of Plagiarism"
• "Horton Hires A Ho"
• "Where the Curly Red Fur Grows"
• "How to Dress Sexy for Grownups"
• "Strangers Have the Best Candy"
• "Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
• "Bi-Curious George"
• "The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
• "Some Kittens Can Fly!"
• "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"
• "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"
• "All Dogs Go to Hell"
• "The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"
• "When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It"
• "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
• "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
• "You Are Different and That's Bad"
• "Dad's New Wife Timothy"
• "Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games"
• "Testing Homemade Parachutes With Nothing At All But Your Household Pets"
• "The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad"
• "Why Mommy Has So Many Boyfriends"
• "The Tickling Babysitter"
• "Babar Meets the Taxidermist"
• "Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"
• "The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"
• "The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy"
• "Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"
• "The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead"
• "Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear"
• "Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share"
• "Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book"
• "That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption"
• "Grandpa Gets a Casket"
• "The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator"
• "Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way"
• "The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan"
• "Your Nightmares Are Real"
• "Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"
• "Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things"
• "Old Shep the Sheepdog is Put to Sleep"
• "Nutritional Benefits of Things from your Nose"
• "A Pictorial History of Circus Geek Suicides"
• "Charles Manson Bedtime Stories"
• "Daddy Loses His Job and Finds the Bottle"
• "Teddy: the Elf with the Detached Retina"
• "Start a Real-Estate Empire with the Change From Your Mom's Purse"
• "Let's Draw Betty and Veronica Without Clothes"
• "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
• "Why Your Mom's "Flashlight" Vibrates"
• "The Cat That Shat in the Hat: A Kid's Guide to Scatology"
• "Chicken Soup for the Kitchen Floor"
• "Jacking and Jilling: The Dummy's Guide to Masturbation"
• "What The Hell Is Mommy's Problem, Anyway?"
• "The Mouse, the Motorcycle, and the Organ Donor Card"
• "The Big Book of Things to Put in Your Ear"
• "How to Write With Your Wee-Wee"
• "What's That Bag For, Grandpa?"
• "Harry Potter and the Allegations of Plagiarism"
• "Horton Hires A Ho"
• "Where the Curly Red Fur Grows"
LOL - there are some good ones here.
