Limeoutsider
1st Level Green Feather
- Joined
- Nov 6, 2002
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"Never smart off to a teacher whose
eyes and ears are twitching." - Andrew,
Age 9
"Wear a hat when feeding seagulls." -
Rocky, age 9
"Sleep in your clothes so you'll be
dressed in the morning." - Stephanie,
age 8
"Don't flush the john when your dad's in
the shower." - Lamar, age 10
"Never ask for anything that costs more
than $5 when your parents are doing
taxes." - Carrol, age 9
"Never bug a pregnant mom." - Nicholas,
age 11
"Don't ever be too full for dessert."
- Kelly, age 10
"When your dad is mad and asks you,
'Do I look stupid?' don't answer him."
- Heather, age 16
"Never tell your mom her diet's not
working." - Michael, age 14
"Don't pick on your sister when she's
holding a baseball bat." - Joel, age 12
"When you get a bad grade in school,
show it to your mom when she's on the
phone." - Alyesha, age 13
"Never try to baptize a cat." - Laura, age
13
"Never spit when on a roller coaster."
- Scott, age 11
"Never do pranks at a police station."
- Sam, age 10
"Beware of cafeteria food when it looks
like it's moving." - Rob, age 10
"Never tell your little brother that you're
not going to do what your mom told you
to do." - Hank, age 12
"Remember you're never too old to
hold your father's hand." - Molly, age 11
"Listen to your brain. It has lots of
information." - Chelsey, age 7
"Stay away from prunes." -Randy, age 9
"Never dare your little brother to paint the
family car." - Phillip, age 13
"Forget the cake, go for the icing." -
Cynthia, age 8
"Remember the two places you are
always welcome-church and Grandma's
house." - Joanne, age 11
"When you want something expensive,
ask your grandparents." - Matthew,
age 12
eyes and ears are twitching." - Andrew,
Age 9
"Wear a hat when feeding seagulls." -
Rocky, age 9
"Sleep in your clothes so you'll be
dressed in the morning." - Stephanie,
age 8
"Don't flush the john when your dad's in
the shower." - Lamar, age 10
"Never ask for anything that costs more
than $5 when your parents are doing
taxes." - Carrol, age 9
"Never bug a pregnant mom." - Nicholas,
age 11
"Don't ever be too full for dessert."
- Kelly, age 10
"When your dad is mad and asks you,
'Do I look stupid?' don't answer him."
- Heather, age 16
"Never tell your mom her diet's not
working." - Michael, age 14
"Don't pick on your sister when she's
holding a baseball bat." - Joel, age 12
"When you get a bad grade in school,
show it to your mom when she's on the
phone." - Alyesha, age 13
"Never try to baptize a cat." - Laura, age
13
"Never spit when on a roller coaster."
- Scott, age 11
"Never do pranks at a police station."
- Sam, age 10
"Beware of cafeteria food when it looks
like it's moving." - Rob, age 10
"Never tell your little brother that you're
not going to do what your mom told you
to do." - Hank, age 12
"Remember you're never too old to
hold your father's hand." - Molly, age 11
"Listen to your brain. It has lots of
information." - Chelsey, age 7
"Stay away from prunes." -Randy, age 9
"Never dare your little brother to paint the
family car." - Phillip, age 13
"Forget the cake, go for the icing." -
Cynthia, age 8
"Remember the two places you are
always welcome-church and Grandma's
house." - Joanne, age 11
"When you want something expensive,
ask your grandparents." - Matthew,
age 12
