Kids say the darnest things

[fttickler]

Files under.. watch daddy's jaw drop.

For those of you who know me, you know I have young twin girls. For those of you who have known me for a long time on these fetish boards going back to MIrc.. you know I am far from PC, let alone shy.Now here I am outside mowing the grass ( yes I live in San Diego and we MOW in MARCH ) and then I trimmed and then took this really heavy duty leaf/grass blower/mulcher and was blowing the grass off the yard. My kids were outside running around and kept runnig thru the blower. They thought this was funny ( ok.. so did I ...until ) So now they start yelling " Daddy...blow me.. .blow me.. OK>> Time to back it in and come inside... after I pushed my lower jaw closed and stopped flushing.. gotta love kids and innocence.

Adam

 

[john getty]

LOL!! I remember when my younger sister was about 13, she was asking about nose jobs that female celebrities get, she asked my mum if she could get a handjob when she was older because she thought they were too big.

I couldn't resist . . ."No, Holly, you're a girl!"

 

[paracarl44]

I remember years ago.....................................

Art Linkletter had a show named "Kids Say The Darnest Things" and he would sometimes ask a kid what the kid's parents told them not to say on TV. Those kids really came up with some good ones that Art Linkletter published a book with their quotes.