Limeoutsider
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School project on "The Sea." Kids were asked to draw pictures or
> write
about their experiences. Teachers got together to compare the results
> and put together some of the comments that were funny and some that
> were sad. Here are some of them. The kids were all aged between 5 and
> 8 years.
>
> This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)
>
> Whales are animals, not fish. If they don't get air they can drown,
> like my brother did last summer. (David age 7)
>
> Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
>
> If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea
> all around you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)
>
> I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
> Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
>
> A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of it's head. (Billy
> age 6)
>
> My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.
> (Millie age 6)
>
> When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the
> ocean.
> Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to
> make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans.
> (William age 7)
>
> I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails.
> How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 7)
>
> I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always
> screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big
> sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age
> 8)
>
> Some fish are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting. Electric eels can give
> you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think
> they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age7)
>
> My mom has fish nets, but doesn't catch any fish (Laura age 5)
>
> When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my
> willy small. (Kevin age 6)
>
> When me and Sarah went to the sea side in the summer holidays, we hid
> in the sand dunes and watched my big sister doing it with her boy-
> friend. It was fun. (Lauren age 7)
>
> A submarine goes under the water like a fish, but it has lots of
> seamen inside. (Emma age 8)
>
> When I grow up, I want to be captain of a big ship, and have lots of
> sailors. (Valerie age 6)
>
> Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't
> go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)
>
> On holiday my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going
> very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her
> fanny. (Julie age 7)
> write
about their experiences. Teachers got together to compare the results
> and put together some of the comments that were funny and some that
> were sad. Here are some of them. The kids were all aged between 5 and
> 8 years.
>
> This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)
>
> Whales are animals, not fish. If they don't get air they can drown,
> like my brother did last summer. (David age 7)
>
> Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
>
> If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea
> all around you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)
>
> I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
> Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
>
> A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of it's head. (Billy
> age 6)
>
> My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.
> (Millie age 6)
>
> When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the
> ocean.
> Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to
> make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans.
> (William age 7)
>
> I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails.
> How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 7)
>
> I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always
> screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big
> sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age
> 8)
>
> Some fish are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting. Electric eels can give
> you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think
> they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age7)
>
> My mom has fish nets, but doesn't catch any fish (Laura age 5)
>
> When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my
> willy small. (Kevin age 6)
>
> When me and Sarah went to the sea side in the summer holidays, we hid
> in the sand dunes and watched my big sister doing it with her boy-
> friend. It was fun. (Lauren age 7)
>
> A submarine goes under the water like a fish, but it has lots of
> seamen inside. (Emma age 8)
>
> When I grow up, I want to be captain of a big ship, and have lots of
> sailors. (Valerie age 6)
>
> Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't
> go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)
>
> On holiday my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going
> very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her
> fanny. (Julie age 7)
