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Kilts

milagros317

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because the sound of a zipper opening might sscare away the sheep.

😛
 
Good one, milagros. :jester: I wasn`t aware Dodger fans had such a good sense of humor.
 
milagros317 said:
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because the sound of a zipper opening might sscare away the sheep.

😛

that zipper could get caught on something if it's true Scots don't wear underwear....:jester:
 
a conversation;

Stranger to Scotsman; "Why are you wearing a skirt?"
Scotsman:"This is no skirt, it's a kilt!"
Stranger;"What kind of animal was it before it was kilt?"
🙄
 
Having second thoughts on shepard's pie...lol! Very amusing!!
 
How many canaries can you fit under a Scotsman's kilt?





That depends on the size of the perch, doesn't it? :devil:
 
Mistress Aura said:
How many canaries can you fit under a Scotsman's kilt?





That depends on the size of the perch, doesn't it? :devil:
With that dirty, filthy mind of yours..............





















.....you'll fit in just fine here! :xpulcy:
 
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