King of the hill

[Journia]

Augh Nooooo!!!!! *puts arms over head as grenades descend upon me. A blast brighter than a thousand suns emanates from my spot, and when it dies down, nothing is there.

 

[Bebob4999]

Unfortunately for GRM13, his cards are no match for the bucket of water Bebob throws over them. The wet pieces of paper are washed away, and a high pressure water canon does the same to GRM13.

The hill is mine once more!

 

[Jawa]

*steps out of the gallery thread zipping up his pants. Opens a deck of Magic cards only to find CHAOS CONFETTI!
Rips the card into tiny pieces as directed, and blows them on all target creatures and summons. The little pieces spin as they land, eliminating all target creatures and summons from the game*
(There IS a card called Chaos-Confetti; it was a spoof of Chaos-Orb, which eliminates a target creature when the card is dropped, and it makes a flip as it lands.
At one tournament, a player eliminated an opponent's deck by ripping the card into little pieces and sprinkling the confetti on the deck. There were no rules against it, and he automatically won.
Since then the rules were revised, and a Spoof-Card 'Chaos Confetti' Was made.)
*Proceeds to get nuked for Exposition.*

 

[RyuForce]

Uses a leaf blower to blow away the chaos confetti and stands above the hill laughing. "Now I control the hill!"

 

[Jawa]

*is hit in the face with the Chaos-Confetti. Blows up. AGAIN.*

ARRRGH!

 

[GRM13]

Sorry to tell you RyuForce, YOUR ALREADY DEAD!!

 

[RyuForce]

You are wrong because I have one card that brought me back! MONSTER REBORN!

 

[GRM13]

I use black hole and everyone dies. I ask for a Rock the Vote as this hill has become no longer a hill with all the attacks, we need to amp it up like a mountain or a moon. I demand becoming King of the Moon. :3

 

[RyuForce]

Premature Burial! *comes back* Now taste the wrath of spear rain! *a rain of what looks more like forks crash down to kill GRM13* darn video game graphics but now I get Hill! (Spear Rain is from Super Mario Bros. RPG Legend of the Seven Stars)

 

[GRM13]

Geno Whirl for 9999 damage to RyuForce. If your planning to use Super Mario RPG use Geno's Power.

 

[Bebob4999]

With carefull precision, Bebob throws 2 snowballs into GRM13's eyes. The snowballs were filled with razor knives however, effectivily blinding the poor fellow. Bebob then throws a second wave, only this time the snowballs are camouflaged cluster bombs, which blast him to shreds.

The hill is claimed.

 

[RyuForce]

RyuForce had an extra life so he comes back and burns away all the snow from a distance then burns Bebob away and takes his rightful place.