The landscaping crew for all my rental properties turned on me today.
I felt like someone had snatched the pecdeck out from under me while I was posing between sets.
They had the *audacity* (laborers/servers see dictionary.com) to ask for a tip, so I fired them on the spot, and am now incorporating mowing the lawn as my part of my cardio regiment.
Here is what I recommend: 6x mower sets of 100 yard radius, and Superset with 4x of 20 yard weed whipping.
Start small, we will work our way up to retaining walls and water features soon. Patience, training and discipline is the KEY.
Let me set the point straight, why would I tip you minimums for something I can do myself? Pour a drink? Check. Carry a plate of food? Check. Slack off and chain smoke on the clock? Check. (I don't actually smoke, but you get the picture).
When will common laborers and food slaves realize the only requirement of their jobs is a working skeletal system?
PS. The jokes on you landscapers, the ladies at the homeowners association just emailed me with requests for some "personal" gardening and cucumber planting.
I felt like someone had snatched the pecdeck out from under me while I was posing between sets.
They had the *audacity* (laborers/servers see dictionary.com) to ask for a tip, so I fired them on the spot, and am now incorporating mowing the lawn as my part of my cardio regiment.
Here is what I recommend: 6x mower sets of 100 yard radius, and Superset with 4x of 20 yard weed whipping.
Start small, we will work our way up to retaining walls and water features soon. Patience, training and discipline is the KEY.
Let me set the point straight, why would I tip you minimums for something I can do myself? Pour a drink? Check. Carry a plate of food? Check. Slack off and chain smoke on the clock? Check. (I don't actually smoke, but you get the picture).
When will common laborers and food slaves realize the only requirement of their jobs is a working skeletal system?
PS. The jokes on you landscapers, the ladies at the homeowners association just emailed me with requests for some "personal" gardening and cucumber planting.
