Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...LOL...

[venray]

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes
(YOU MUST read them out loud)

1. That's not right

Sum Ting Wong

2. Are you harboring a fugitive?

Hu Yu Hai Ding

3. See me ASAP.

Kum Hia Nao

4. Stupid Man

Dum Fuk

5. Small Horse

Tai Ni Po Ni

6. Did you go to the beach?

Wai Yu So Tan

7. I bumped into a coffee table

Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8. I think you need a face lift

Chin Tu Fat

9. It's very dark in here

Wao So Dim

10. I thought you were on a diet

Wai Yu Mun Ching?

11. This is a tow away zone

No Pah King

12. Our meeting is scheduled for next week

Wai Yu Kum Nao?

13. Staying out of sight

Lei Ying Lo

14. He's cleaning his automobile

Wa Shing Ka

15. Your body odor is offensive

Yu Stin Ki Pu

16. Great

Fa Kin Su Pah

 

[amk714]

Ven, Yu So Fa Ni! Where'd you get this, or did you make it up?

 

[venray]

Re: Re: Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...LOL...

Ven, Yu So Fa Ni! Where'd you get this, or did you make it up?

Email from my mother in law...LOL

Ven

 

[TicklingIsLife]

How about you try a fortune cookie?
😛 😛 😉 😀

 

[amk714]

Here's a link...

For comparing actual Chinese with Ven's e-mail from his mother-in-law:

http://zhongwen.com

Click on "Pronunciation" to see the listing of syllables. Some are in the e-mail, others are not! 🙂