Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes!

[Mimi]

English.......Chinese



That's not right ............................. Sum Ting Wong
Are you harbouring a fugitive? ......................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me ASAP ............................. Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man ............................. Dum Fuk
Small Horse .............................. Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach? ........................... Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table .......................... Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift ............................... Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here ............................ Wao So Dim
I thought you were on a diet ........................... Wai Yu Mun Ching
This is a tow away zone .................................. No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week ........................ Wai Yu Kum Nao
Staying out of sight .......................... Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile ............................ Wa Shing Ka
Your body odour is offensive ........................... Yu Stin Ki Pu
Great ......................... Fa Kin Su Pa

 

[amk714]

As a person of Asian descent (albeit non-Chinese), perhaps I should be offended. 😕 But not only is this funny, it's also un-PC as well, two things I support. 😛 Thanks, Mimi. 😀

 

[sole seeker]

LMAO! some good ones in here!

Fu Kin Ay!

 

[tickleterror]

brilliant i loved them all

 

[Oddjob0226]

Wow, I can wait to read what Phineas has to say about this! Supplies!!!!

 

[Ignatz]

Moms Mabley, God rest her soul, used to say that when a Chinese couple has a baby, they throw a handful of silverware in the air and whatever sound it makes when it hits the floor, that's what they name the baby.

 

[Haltickling]

Velly Fa-Ni! Ei-King-La-Fing! 😛