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Life Sucks

goddess_nemesis

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A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked.

The cucumber said, "Man, my life sucks. Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad."

"So," the pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in a jar."

The penis glared at them both and said, "You guys think you have it rough? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, they put a rubber tarp over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out."
 
LOL.You really do need to get out of the house kiddo! :Kiss2:
 
ticklingnemesis said:
Cabin fever, I tell you. It warps your mind! LOL! :jester:
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That's my story too and I'm sticking to it.




Now my penis needs a couple of asprin and a chance to lie down for a minute or two.
 
Illtcklu said:
That's my story too and I'm sticking to it.




Now my penis needs a couple of asprin and a chance to lie down for a minute or two.
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😉 I know a place where it can lie down for a while. It's a nice warm, dark room. :cool2:
 
ticklingnemesis said:
😉 I know a place where it can lie down for a while. It's a nice warm, dark room. :cool2:
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It'll either pass out or throw up.... :wowzer:



Where was the down side in all this again?
 
Illtcklu said:
It'll either pass out or throw up.... :wowzer:



Where was the down side in all this again?
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Banging against the wall was pretty much the downer.
Honestly I don't know why the penis was complaining. Considering the cucumber gets cut up and the pickle is put into a jar, the penis has a good life. 😛 :blaugh:
 
ticklingnemesis said:
Banging against the wall was pretty much the downer.
Honestly I don't know why the penis was complaining. Considering the cucumber gets cut up and the pickle is put into a jar, the penis has a good life. 😛 :blaugh:
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Let's love the penis! :grouphug:
 
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