ticklish latin
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A College professor was doing a study, testing the senses of first-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers.
He gave all of the children the same kind of Lifesaver, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began to say:
Red..................cherry",
Yellow...............lemon",
Green................lime",
Orange...............orange".
Finally, the professor gave them all a new, honey flavored Lifesaver. After eating them for a few moments, it was clear they were confused by the color and none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well, he said, I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out, and yelled, "Everybody, spit them out - they're assholes!"
He gave all of the children the same kind of Lifesaver, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began to say:
Red..................cherry",
Yellow...............lemon",
Green................lime",
Orange...............orange".
Finally, the professor gave them all a new, honey flavored Lifesaver. After eating them for a few moments, it was clear they were confused by the color and none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well, he said, I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out, and yelled, "Everybody, spit them out - they're assholes!"
Hey that was a good one TL, thanks for posting that 
