A couple of years ago, I was on a kick in which I'd hang out in the chatroom and write spontaneous limericks about the chatroom participants or well known personalities. I'd forgotten all about them, but stumbled across them recently.
If you decide they suck, just remember you get what you pay for.
A fellow well known to be chipper
Was tickled to death by a stripper.
But no one had heard her
Committing this murder.
The victim was Eric Von Zipper.
A vicious young lady named Beth
Was tickling drew70 to death.
Tied up like a bandit
He just couldn't stand it
And laughed till he ran out of breath.
I once heard an interesting story
Bout a girl whom we call Barefoot_Tori
She first tickled April
Then tortured poor Rachel
They all ended up on the floory.
When Ramos vacationed in Tripoli
He met pretty Jennifer Nickleby
He said to the girl
I don't want you to hurl
But I do wish you'd tie up and tickle me!
That imfamous tickler, Yaqi
Once captured a pretty Iraqi
Got past her defenses
And tickled her senseless
Her laughter was wild and wacky!
The chatroom was full of dropped jaws
At the ticklish outburst from Pawz
'Cause Sole was discreet
When he tickled her feet
And no one knew he was the cause.
I met a girl named Limeoutsider
Who tickled when I sat beside her.
Her fingers still danced
As I peed in my pants
I shouldn't have drunk all that cider!
I know of a fellow named Stitch
Who's motto has been "Life's a bitch!"
But soon he'll discover
His dreamgirl and lover
Who'll scratch at his ticklish itch!
If you decide they suck, just remember you get what you pay for.
A fellow well known to be chipper
Was tickled to death by a stripper.
But no one had heard her
Committing this murder.
The victim was Eric Von Zipper.
A vicious young lady named Beth
Was tickling drew70 to death.
Tied up like a bandit
He just couldn't stand it
And laughed till he ran out of breath.
I once heard an interesting story
Bout a girl whom we call Barefoot_Tori
She first tickled April
Then tortured poor Rachel
They all ended up on the floory.
When Ramos vacationed in Tripoli
He met pretty Jennifer Nickleby
He said to the girl
I don't want you to hurl
But I do wish you'd tie up and tickle me!
That imfamous tickler, Yaqi
Once captured a pretty Iraqi
Got past her defenses
And tickled her senseless
Her laughter was wild and wacky!
The chatroom was full of dropped jaws
At the ticklish outburst from Pawz
'Cause Sole was discreet
When he tickled her feet
And no one knew he was the cause.
I met a girl named Limeoutsider
Who tickled when I sat beside her.
Her fingers still danced
As I peed in my pants
I shouldn't have drunk all that cider!
I know of a fellow named Stitch
Who's motto has been "Life's a bitch!"
But soon he'll discover
His dreamgirl and lover
Who'll scratch at his ticklish itch!
