Limericks

[Haltickling]

In an old Harmony video (TK-7), the two heroines (Cathy Beaumont and Misty Lang) tickle-torture each other to find out a historian's secret. The result are just two limericks, and I can remember one of them:

There was a young lady from Nealing
Who believed in sexual healing.
But that silly boy Boris
Merely touched her clitoris,
And she had to be scraped off the ceiling! 😀

Any other funny, sexy, less well known limericks? 😎

 

[Strelnikov]

There was a young man from Tashkent,
Whose cock was so long that it bent.
It gave him such trouble
That he folded it double-
So, instead of coming, he went!

Strelnikov

 

[Strelnikov]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long, he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a ****, I could fuck it!"

Sheesh, where is everybody? I'm carrying this thread by myself. Am I the only one who has the "Dirty Limerick Song" recording by Doug Clark and the Hot Nuts?

Strelnikov