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Illtcklu

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A man walks into a bar says to the bartender:

Quick give me ten shots all in a row!!!

Bartender lines them up and the guy goes down the line drinks them fast and says:

Give me ten more!

Bartender lines them up again and he downs them just as fast!

Bartender says:

Hey buddy it can't be as bad as all that?

And the guy says:

It is..................I only have seventy five cents!!!!!
 
Hmmmmmm...................................guess this joke is worth about seventy five cents......
 
Illtcklu said:
La- tee- dah
Haha... yeah, we know... it's your catchphrase. 🙄 But I put it in my sig first, so nerr. 😛 *goes off to copyright it*
 
tulipangel said:
Tee hee hee!!!!!!!!!! :2poke:
And to the only girl laughing I say.................. thank you.



I can always count on you to keep my jokes from being a total bomb!
 
Illtcklu said:
And to the only girl laughing I say.................. thank you.
Who said I wasn't laughing?
bleh.gif
 
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