kryptonite
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I bought a big satellite dish back around 1994 when satellite signals were still analogue. I rarely bought porn and the porn they did show never had any tickling it it. Even today, I seldom see tickling-oriented porn available on satellite or cable. And anyway, the price they charge is too high. But back then, there was one satellite station that was pretty much a 24-hour lingerie infomercial
They would have models come out wearing various kinds of lingerie, while this beautiful sales girl sat behind a desk and described it. And of course, you could call the toll free number and order it.
One of my favorite models they showed frequently was this tall blonde with high cheek bones. She looked like one of the beauties a viking would have kidnapped. She had wide child-bearing hips, a sexy rear, and medium-sized breasts.
The sales girl who sat behind the desk was a voluptuous blonde wearing a tight white dress and heavy make-up.
My favorite blonde came out and wore this cowgirl outfit, complete with rhinestones and a rope. The implication was obvious--she'd tie you up like a farm animal.
After she modeled it, she went backstage to change and another model came out. (That's was the format--different models would take turns modeling the outfits).
My favorite blonde returned wearing an outfit the sales girl called--"ticklish."
It was like a one-piece suit covered in blue feathers. The model normally had a cool demeanor, but when she was wearing this, she was red in the face.
The sales girl described the "ticklish" outfit and then she got teasy.
"Are you ticklish?" she asked. "Tickle, tickle, tickle."
It wasn't hard to put two and two together. First, the model wears the cowgirl suit and ties you up. Then, she changes to "Ticklish" and tickles you.
I can't remember the name of the company and I believe they went out of business. Too bad. The infomercials were free and better than the expensive porn.
They would have models come out wearing various kinds of lingerie, while this beautiful sales girl sat behind a desk and described it. And of course, you could call the toll free number and order it.
One of my favorite models they showed frequently was this tall blonde with high cheek bones. She looked like one of the beauties a viking would have kidnapped. She had wide child-bearing hips, a sexy rear, and medium-sized breasts.
The sales girl who sat behind the desk was a voluptuous blonde wearing a tight white dress and heavy make-up.
My favorite blonde came out and wore this cowgirl outfit, complete with rhinestones and a rope. The implication was obvious--she'd tie you up like a farm animal.
After she modeled it, she went backstage to change and another model came out. (That's was the format--different models would take turns modeling the outfits).
My favorite blonde returned wearing an outfit the sales girl called--"ticklish."
It was like a one-piece suit covered in blue feathers. The model normally had a cool demeanor, but when she was wearing this, she was red in the face.
The sales girl described the "ticklish" outfit and then she got teasy.
"Are you ticklish?" she asked. "Tickle, tickle, tickle."
It wasn't hard to put two and two together. First, the model wears the cowgirl suit and ties you up. Then, she changes to "Ticklish" and tickles you.
I can't remember the name of the company and I believe they went out of business. Too bad. The infomercials were free and better than the expensive porn.
