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Sampling of NFL's banned list
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FOXSports.com
Posted: 4 hours ago
Here's just a sampling of some of the words on the NFL's official list of 1,159 banned words and phrases that are not allowed to be placed on the back of their league-licensed jerseys and apparel.
ATHLETES FOOT — Why is the NFL persecuting an ailment promoted so heavily by John Madden?
AXING THE WEASEL — Not even for Pauly Shore?
BARELY LEGAL — Not to be confused with those baseball players narrowly passing steroid tests.
BARF or BARF FACE — But at least BAR FLY is fine.
BASTARD — Unfortunately, FAT BASTARD doesn't make the cut either.
BAZONGAS — But BAZOOKAS is OK?
BISEXUAL — Pure bi-sexism.
BIATCH — Sorry, Snoop.
BLACK OUT — The hard-core energy lobbyists at work.
BUDWEISER — So far, plenty of other beer brands are available.
BUNGHOLE — Sorry, Beavis.
BUTT HEAD — Sorry, Butthead.
CARRUTH or RAE CARRUTH — Pretty interesting.
DAHMER — Imagine coming across the middle in your playground game and seeing a safety with this on the back.
DAMN — Note to Tom Arnold: Change to DARN.
DEFECATE — Not even for Najeh Davenport?
DO ME — Bell Biv Devoe gets shot down again.
DOGGY STYLE — Hatin' on Snoop again.
DOME — More evidence that football should always be played outdoors, right Colts?
DONG — Sorry, Sixteen Candles fans.
DRE — No love for Dr. Dre either.
DRUNK — Even though many of the people wearing the jerseys are wasted?
EASY SLUT — Curbing shameless self-promotion.
ERECTION — But mentioning it during the commercials is OK apparently.
F TOYOTA — Someone's a Toyota hater.
FATSO — NFL legend Art Donovan's nickname.
FLOGGIN THE DOLPHIN — Must have been a Jets fan.
GOD and GOT JESUS — You can still thank them after the game though.
HE HATE ME — Rod Smart fans are in trouble.
HOLE — Sorry, Courtney Love.
HOOTERS — Terry Bradshaw's favorite place to eat wings is not NFL sanctioned.
HOSTAGE — Even if you're just hostage to the salary cap.
I LOVE BEER — Sorry, Homer.
JESUS CHRIST — Not even on Sundays?
K MART — No Kenyon Martin fans allowed.
NEON DEON or PRIMETIME — Classic persecution of Deion Sanders.
PHQUE — A clever effort, though.
PISSER — Boston fans' No. 1 request.
TRAILER TRASH — Even if you bring your trailer to a tailgate?
SATAN — Neither Satan nor Jesus have NFL access.
SHAG — What about Scooby?
SHOWTIME — HBO is OK though.
SWEETNESS — Honestly, this is horrendous for any Walter Payton fan.
SYPHILIS — Shouldn't this be allowed just to see who would do it?
TANG — No astronauts allowed.
TRISEXUAL — What does this even mean?
TROJAN — Pure envy since USC could whip the bottom five NFL teams.
Story Tools: Print Email
FOXSports.com
Posted: 4 hours ago
Here's just a sampling of some of the words on the NFL's official list of 1,159 banned words and phrases that are not allowed to be placed on the back of their league-licensed jerseys and apparel.
ATHLETES FOOT — Why is the NFL persecuting an ailment promoted so heavily by John Madden?
AXING THE WEASEL — Not even for Pauly Shore?
BARELY LEGAL — Not to be confused with those baseball players narrowly passing steroid tests.
BARF or BARF FACE — But at least BAR FLY is fine.
BASTARD — Unfortunately, FAT BASTARD doesn't make the cut either.
BAZONGAS — But BAZOOKAS is OK?
BISEXUAL — Pure bi-sexism.
BIATCH — Sorry, Snoop.
BLACK OUT — The hard-core energy lobbyists at work.
BUDWEISER — So far, plenty of other beer brands are available.
BUNGHOLE — Sorry, Beavis.
BUTT HEAD — Sorry, Butthead.
CARRUTH or RAE CARRUTH — Pretty interesting.
DAHMER — Imagine coming across the middle in your playground game and seeing a safety with this on the back.
DAMN — Note to Tom Arnold: Change to DARN.
DEFECATE — Not even for Najeh Davenport?
DO ME — Bell Biv Devoe gets shot down again.
DOGGY STYLE — Hatin' on Snoop again.
DOME — More evidence that football should always be played outdoors, right Colts?
DONG — Sorry, Sixteen Candles fans.
DRE — No love for Dr. Dre either.
DRUNK — Even though many of the people wearing the jerseys are wasted?
EASY SLUT — Curbing shameless self-promotion.
ERECTION — But mentioning it during the commercials is OK apparently.
F TOYOTA — Someone's a Toyota hater.
FATSO — NFL legend Art Donovan's nickname.
FLOGGIN THE DOLPHIN — Must have been a Jets fan.
GOD and GOT JESUS — You can still thank them after the game though.
HE HATE ME — Rod Smart fans are in trouble.
HOLE — Sorry, Courtney Love.
HOOTERS — Terry Bradshaw's favorite place to eat wings is not NFL sanctioned.
HOSTAGE — Even if you're just hostage to the salary cap.
I LOVE BEER — Sorry, Homer.
JESUS CHRIST — Not even on Sundays?
K MART — No Kenyon Martin fans allowed.
NEON DEON or PRIMETIME — Classic persecution of Deion Sanders.
PHQUE — A clever effort, though.
PISSER — Boston fans' No. 1 request.
TRAILER TRASH — Even if you bring your trailer to a tailgate?
SATAN — Neither Satan nor Jesus have NFL access.
SHAG — What about Scooby?
SHOWTIME — HBO is OK though.
SWEETNESS — Honestly, this is horrendous for any Walter Payton fan.
SYPHILIS — Shouldn't this be allowed just to see who would do it?
TANG — No astronauts allowed.
TRISEXUAL — What does this even mean?
TROJAN — Pure envy since USC could whip the bottom five NFL teams.
