The First Grade teacher during a rudamentary lesson in human anatomy instructed her class, "Okay boys and girls, I want some of you to tell me something that your Daddy has two of." Little Jenny raised her hand. "Yes, Jenny?"
"Two eyes?" Jenny offered timidly.
"Very good, Jenny!" the teacher encouraged her. Little Jimmy raised his hand. "Yes, Jimmy?"
"Two arms?"
"Very good, Jimmy!"
And so it went, two hands, two feet, two knees, etc.
Thoughout the exercise, Little Johnny kept urgently but patiently raising his hand to be called on. Finally, the teacher felt confident that there couldn't be any way for Johnny to spoil the exercise, and she calls on him. "Okay, Johnny?"
"My Daddy has two peckers!" Johnny declared proudly.
"Johnny!!" she exclaimed, shocked at the language. "First, we don't say pecker, we say penis! Second, your father can only have one!"
"No," said Johnny. "He's got TWO! I've SEEN them! He's got a little one that he uses to peepee...and a great big one that he uses to brush Mommy's teeth!"
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"Two eyes?" Jenny offered timidly.
"Very good, Jenny!" the teacher encouraged her. Little Jimmy raised his hand. "Yes, Jimmy?"
"Two arms?"
"Very good, Jimmy!"
And so it went, two hands, two feet, two knees, etc.
Thoughout the exercise, Little Johnny kept urgently but patiently raising his hand to be called on. Finally, the teacher felt confident that there couldn't be any way for Johnny to spoil the exercise, and she calls on him. "Okay, Johnny?"
"My Daddy has two peckers!" Johnny declared proudly.
"Johnny!!" she exclaimed, shocked at the language. "First, we don't say pecker, we say penis! Second, your father can only have one!"
"No," said Johnny. "He's got TWO! I've SEEN them! He's got a little one that he uses to peepee...and a great big one that he uses to brush Mommy's teeth!"
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