DontAskJusTckle
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"Okay boys and girls," the teacher said enthusiastically. "We've been talking about the human body. Who can tell me something that your daddy has two of?" A girl raised her hand. "Yes, Jennifer?"
"Two eyes," the little girl offered.
"Very good, Jennifer. Anybody else?"
Several children offered various answers: two arms, two legs, two elbows, and so forth. Finally, little Johnny is the only child raising his hand. The teacher reluctantly calls on him.
"My daddy has two peckers," Johnny announced.
"Johnny!! First of all, you don't say 'pecker,' you say 'penis.' And second of all, your father can only have one."
"No, he's got two," Johnny insisted. "He's got a little bitty one that he uses to peepee, and he's got a great big one that he uses to brush Mommy's teeth!"
"Two eyes," the little girl offered.
"Very good, Jennifer. Anybody else?"
Several children offered various answers: two arms, two legs, two elbows, and so forth. Finally, little Johnny is the only child raising his hand. The teacher reluctantly calls on him.
"My daddy has two peckers," Johnny announced.
"Johnny!! First of all, you don't say 'pecker,' you say 'penis.' And second of all, your father can only have one."
"No, he's got two," Johnny insisted. "He's got a little bitty one that he uses to peepee, and he's got a great big one that he uses to brush Mommy's teeth!"
