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Little old lady joke

hootus

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A police officer was clocking traffic one day when he noticed three little old ladies crawling along at 10 mph.

He pulled them over and walked up and asked, "Maam, why are you going so slow?"
The little old lady that was driving said, "Officer I was going the speed limit. It says 10 mph."
He replied, "No maam, that is the highway sign. You know, the number of the highway." Then he looked in the back seat and noticed the other two little old ladies had their eyes open so wide they looked like they had seen a ghost.
He asked the driver, "Why do they look so scared, maam?"
She replied, "We just got off highway 109!"
 
LOL 😛
She should stay of the San Diego Freeeway (Interstate 405). 😀
 
i'm not real sure i get this joke....
 
The lady at the wheel...

i'm not real sure i get this joke....

Mistook the number of the highway for the speed limit.

On highway 10, she drove at 10 miles per hour; on highway 109 she had been going at 109 miles per hour!

That's why the other ladies looked so afraid!
 
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