Little Willie

[Mastertank1]

Little Willie, loathesome tyke,
put crazy glue on sister's bike.
Sister pedalled clear through France
welded to her playtex pants.

Willie heard his sisters scream,
so he threw them in the stream.
He said, as he drowned the third;
"Children should be seen, not heard."

Willie, with a thirst for gore,
nailed the baby to the door.
Mama called, with humor quaint;
"Willie dear, don't nick the paint!"

Willie heard his cousin yell,
so he drowned her in the well.
Auntie couldn't find her daughter;
now we sterilize our water.

Willie split the neighbor's head
to see if brains are grey or red.
Mother, troubled, said to father;
"Children can be such a bother!"

I gave Willie dynamite;
he didn't understand it, quite.
Reckless experiment never pays;
it rained Willie for seven days!

The end.

 

[unclebill]

Good one, Mastertank.