Liver And Cheese

[njjen3953]

Three male dogs were walking down the street when they spotted a
beautiful female Poodle.

The males were speechless.

Said the Poodle, "The first one who can use the words 'liver'
and 'cheese' in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with
me."

The black lab blurted, "I love liver and cheese."

"Oh, how childish," scoffed the Poodle. She turned to the Golden
Retriever.

"Um, I HATE liver and cheese," he said.

"My,," said the Poodle. "I guess you're hopeless."

She then turned to the Taco Bell Chihuahua and said, "How about you,
little guy?"

He smiled, winked, and said to the other two, "Liver alone, cheese
mine!"

 

[amk714]

Ay Chihuahua!

Muy bien, senorita! Yo quiero Jen! 😛 😀 😉 🙂

 

[Haltickling]

LOL! It has advantages if you don't speak proper English, it seems! 😛

BTW, this riddle would have been easy in my home country: There's a culinary specialty called 'Livercheese' (translated from 'Leberkaese'. Don't fear, there's neither liver nor cheese in it. Here’s a pic:

Guten Appetit!

 

[Moses25]

LOL! BTW, this riddle would have been easy in my home country: There's a culinary specialty called 'Livercheese' (translated from 'Leberkaese'. Don't fear, there's neither liver nor cheese in it. Here’s a pic:

Guten Appetit!

Livercheese is awesome!! It's like a pate, nien?

 

[njjen3953]

Re: Ay Chihuahua!

Muy bien, senorita! Yo quiero Jen! 😛 😀 😉 🙂

Oh My

I am just feeling the love. 😛

 

[amk714]

Looks tasty, Hal! I'd ask you for the recipe, but all I can do in the kitchen is microwave. 😀

 

[Double T]

I, like most kids, I suppose, HATED liver! "Eat it!" my mom said, "It's good for you! Lots of iron!" We always had liver for dinner on Halloween night as a fortification against inevitable candy binging. Over the years, I devoloped a taste for a nice piece of calf's liver with bacon and onions, only to find out that it's chock full of cholesterol! Ah, well! Some days you can't win.

Sylvester, the cat: Are we men, or are we mice?

Little cat: I like cheese!

Sylvester: I think I've got it!

Little cat: The cheese?

 

[BigJim]

Sounds like my dog!lol Dogs do take after their owners you know. 😉