ThePoorMaidsTum
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Greetings lovely Ladies and Gents,
Just wanted to direct everybody's attention to what I feel is a pretty serious security breach by an interloper who has been skulking around our community and has no business being here. While the TT was in slumberland dreaming sweet dreams of cruel bondage and uncontrollable hysterical cackling, none other than Kim Kardashian was prying around (stay with me on this) our scared corner of the web.
I apprehended her because she did not have the requisite ID and became very haughty and abusive when I challenged her as to what business she had in a restricted area - so I cuffed her. I confiscated her belongings and found on her person several recording devices, a digital camera and a notebook. When I went through them, I found a lot of material which suggests she has been spying with malicious intent.
Her notebook contained several entries, including: "These tickle freaks are weirdos, I must find a way to take them down. I have infiltrated their HQ and planted a tracking device within the site which will lay bare their shame to the general public and put them out of business for good. I will have the last laugh!
Clearly this is a worrying revelation. I tried everything to get her to reveal the location of this bug she has planted in the site, but she's keeping shtum. I think it is in our interests to use whatever means necessary to coerce her into revealing the extent of her sabotage in order to protect the integrity of this community. Are we all agreed? If so, what course of action should we take. Ms. Kardashian should have known that the golden rule of infiltrating a cult is not to be discovered and caught...if you do get rumbled, it's all over for you.
So, is this gross interference by this uppity big-boobed Miss to be borne? I for one will not bear it.
* My eyesight isn't too good in the dark so it may not have definitely been KK - feel free to swap her out for any other Damsel in Distress from FHM's 2011 List of the World's Sexiest Women. :stickout
Just wanted to direct everybody's attention to what I feel is a pretty serious security breach by an interloper who has been skulking around our community and has no business being here. While the TT was in slumberland dreaming sweet dreams of cruel bondage and uncontrollable hysterical cackling, none other than Kim Kardashian was prying around (stay with me on this) our scared corner of the web.
I apprehended her because she did not have the requisite ID and became very haughty and abusive when I challenged her as to what business she had in a restricted area - so I cuffed her. I confiscated her belongings and found on her person several recording devices, a digital camera and a notebook. When I went through them, I found a lot of material which suggests she has been spying with malicious intent.
Her notebook contained several entries, including: "These tickle freaks are weirdos, I must find a way to take them down. I have infiltrated their HQ and planted a tracking device within the site which will lay bare their shame to the general public and put them out of business for good. I will have the last laugh!
Clearly this is a worrying revelation. I tried everything to get her to reveal the location of this bug she has planted in the site, but she's keeping shtum. I think it is in our interests to use whatever means necessary to coerce her into revealing the extent of her sabotage in order to protect the integrity of this community. Are we all agreed? If so, what course of action should we take. Ms. Kardashian should have known that the golden rule of infiltrating a cult is not to be discovered and caught...if you do get rumbled, it's all over for you.
So, is this gross interference by this uppity big-boobed Miss to be borne? I for one will not bear it.
* My eyesight isn't too good in the dark so it may not have definitely been KK - feel free to swap her out for any other Damsel in Distress from FHM's 2011 List of the World's Sexiest Women. :stickout
