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Lorraine (a Groaner)

njjen3953

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There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very
pretty and he liked her a lot.

One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started working
there. Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous.

He began to like her and after a while it became obvious that she was
interested in him too, but, he was a loyal man and he wouldn't get
involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine.

He decided that there was nothing for him to do but to break up with
Lorraine and date the new girl.

He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring
himself to do it.

Then one day as they were walking along the river bank, Lorraine
slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she
drowned.

The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling
and singing............

"I can see Clearly now Lorraine is gone..."
 
"I can see Clearly now Lorraine is gone..."


alright, that is about as corny as they come!! groaaaaaaaaaannnnn



JPie
 
I agree, AW, but it's not quite as un-PC. 😛 That really IS a groaner, Jen! But thanks anyways. 😀
 
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