lost grandfather

[milagros317]

A little boy, 7 years old, was wandering around a shopping mall unaccompanied. He saw a security guard and ran over to him.

"I lost my grandpa, I lost my grandpa," he said to the security guard.

"Okay, I'll help you find him," said the security guard. "What's he like?"

The little boy hesitated and then said, "He likes Jack Daniels sour mash whiskey and women with big hooters."

😛

 

[General Zod]

Good one Milagros 😀 😛

 

[bellystrokes]

Yeah. That would narrow it down!

 

[Bugman]

LOL.Out of the mouths of babes....

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Can you imagine what that would sound like over the intercom?

"Attention all shoppers: if you're a guy who likes Jack Daniels sour mash whiskey and women with big hooters, your grandson is looking for you."

 

[Bugman]

A Blue Light Special!! Attention K-Mart shoppers.

 

[subZer0]

That can only come from a kid!