Feathery
1st Level Orange Feather
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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem .* While they
were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can
have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land
, for $150."* The man thought about it and told him he would just have her
shipped home.**
*
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home,
when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you* would spend only
$150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days
later he rose from the dead.* I just can't take that chance."
were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can
have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land
, for $150."* The man thought about it and told him he would just have her
shipped home.**
*
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home,
when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you* would spend only
$150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days
later he rose from the dead.* I just can't take that chance."