milagros317
Wielder of 500 Feathers
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A Scotsman phones a dentist to enquire about the cost for a tooth extraction.
"$85 for an extraction, sir."
"$85?", the man replies. "Huv ye no'got anythin' cheaper?"
"That's the normal charge," replies the dentist.
"Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anaesthetic?"
"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock $15 off."
"Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still withoot an
anaesthetic?"
"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful. But the price
could drop to $40."
"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, 'ave yer student do the
extraction with the other students watchin' and learnin'?"
"It'll be good for the students," mulled the dentist. "I'll charge you $5. But
it will be traumatic."
"Och, now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman. "Can ye confirm
an appointment for my wife on Tuesday morning, then?"
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"$85 for an extraction, sir."
"$85?", the man replies. "Huv ye no'got anythin' cheaper?"
"That's the normal charge," replies the dentist.
"Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anaesthetic?"
"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock $15 off."
"Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still withoot an
anaesthetic?"
"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful. But the price
could drop to $40."
"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, 'ave yer student do the
extraction with the other students watchin' and learnin'?"
"It'll be good for the students," mulled the dentist. "I'll charge you $5. But
it will be traumatic."
"Och, now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman. "Can ye confirm
an appointment for my wife on Tuesday morning, then?"
😛
