Mad Lib #13

[Beaunanza]

1. Adjective
2. Plural Noun
3. Noun
4. Body Part
5. Noun
6. Adjective
7. An Animal
8. Adjective
9. Noun
10. Verb ending in ING
11. Noun
12. Adjective
13. Noun
14. Body Part (plural)
15. Verb
16. Adjective
17. Body Part

 

[wk23]

1. funky

 

[MistressValerie1]

2. baby turtles

 

[Senshi1]

4. Face

 

[Cbarton]

5. Pharmaceutical reps

 

[Stoat]

6. Dismal

 

[TKLVR181]

Naked mole-rat😛

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

9. Dildo

 

[conehead180]

10. Lurking

 

[leenotler]

11. hopeful, but narcoleptic lynch mob

 

[wk23]

12. stiff

 

[Beaunanza]

For the love of god, somebody finish this thing.

 

[Cbarton]

13. Third base

 

[Cbarton]

14. Islets of Lahgerhans (for those who doubt me, it's part of your pancreas)

 

[Cbarton]

15. Cultivating

 

[Cbarton]

16. gangly

(ok, that's 4 in a row, certainly SOMEONE can do the last one....or I'll threaten you all with another anatomical location that no one else will be able to locate....heheheheheh)

 

[TKLVR181]

Duh Duh Daduh! Hangnail!!

Woo-hooo! Go For It Beau!

 

[Beaunanza]

E-Mail From An Insomniac

Fellow insomniacs, I have some funky news to share with you! Last night, for the first time in many baby turtles, I slept through the entire Pee-Wee Herman doll. The minute my face hit the phamaceutical rep, I fell into a dismal sleep. Here are some tips on how you can do it:
1. Don't take naked mole-rat naps. They will keep you gelatinous at night.
2. Don't eat a heavy dildo before lurking to bed.
3. Take a hot hopeful, but narcoleptic lynch mob or a stiff shower before hitting the third base. It will relax all your islets of lahgerhans.
4. And most importantly, make sure you cultivate in a comfortable bed that offers gangly support for your hangnail.

 

[Senshi1]

2. Don't eat a heavy dildo before lurking to bed.

HA!! Excellent stuff. XD Please don't stop these things now - more! 😀

 

[leenotler]

11. hopeful, but narcoleptic lynch mob

I liked everything but that. What idiot posted that? (It looked better at 2am when I posted it).
These Mad Libs are fun.