Mad Lib #5

[Beaunanza]

1. Adjective
2. Plural Noun
3. Adverb (ends in -ly)
4. Plural Noun
5. Adjective
6. Plural Noun
7. Type of Liquid
8. Verb (past tense)
9. Verb (past tense)
10. Noun
11. Verb (past tense)
12. Noun
13. Plural Noun

 

[Senshi1]

1. Preposterous

 

[suzanne1]

2. Chipmunks

 

[Ignatz]

3. merrily

 

[wk23]

4. toilet seats

 

[isabeau]

painful

melanie

 

[Ignatz]

6. dinghies

 

[MistressValerie1]

7. draft beer

 

[Cbarton]

9. visited

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

10. Testicle

 

[a1532b]

11. Tickled

Sorry, I had to say it...

 

[Beaunanza]

Two more! C'mon. Before the weekend.

 

[Senshi1]

I'm with B. Come on people, I wanna see how this turneth out! 😀

 

[leenotler]

12. bar



either a place to drink the "draft beer", or get "painful" lump from crowbar attack.

 

[Ignatz]

13. hallucinations

 

[Beaunanza]

The Three Little Pigs

Once upon a time, there were three little pigs who decided to build themselves houses. The first pig was preposterous, and he built his house out of chipmunks. The second pig worked very merrily and built a house out of toilet seats. But the third pig was painful. He built his house out of dinghies and draft beer. Then one day a big wolf came along. When he saw the first pig's house, he stretched and he visited until he blew it down. Then he blew down the second pig's testicle. But no matter how hard he tickled he couldn't blow down the third pig's bar.
Moral: Once the hallucinations come home to roost, its too late to whitewash the walls.

 

[Senshi1]

HA! Classic. 😀

When he saw the first pig's house, he stretched and he visited until he blew it down.

That made me laugh the most.

Then he blew down the second pig's testicle.

That sorta freaked me out.

Can't wait for the next one! 😀

 

[suzanne1]

Once the hallucinations come home to roost, its too late to whitewash the walls. If that doesn't say it all!!

 

[isabeau]

oooooooooooo so thats what happens with the words... i never looked at the entire thread before now... very interesting and the results are hiliarious. i'll have to participate more often

melanie

grrr i almost typed in isabeau

 

[nessonite1]

Once the hallucinations come home to roost, its too late to whitewash the walls

BWAHAA! I wasnt a shirt that says that XD

 

[leenotler]

Once the hallucinations come home to roost, its too late to whitewash the walls. If that doesn't say it all!!

I think that might be the best line after all. I can just hear Sigmund Freud saying it in a nice thick accent.🙂

Then he blew down the second pig's testicle.

I had several comments about this line, but wisely chose not to post them.

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

Another Great One Beau. No More Weekends Off Though. 🙂 For A Really Sick Time, Google "mountain Oysters".

 

[Beaunanza]

Well, I don't have the internet at home so I can only do this stuff at work....or at my gf's. Ahhh well. I'm pleased that everyone is embracing this Mad Libs business. I thought it would be fun. I'm still amazed that I can be right once in a while.